Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independance Day
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
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My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.
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